Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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