We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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