if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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