I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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