Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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