I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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