See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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