So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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