at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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