Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
