So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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