Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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