My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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