ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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