And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you have to choose: penises or morals?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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