dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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