i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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