Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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