My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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