Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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