what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Randomize
