What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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