What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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