We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
how drunk are you?
Several
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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