I'm gonna have a badass scar
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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