I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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