you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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