Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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