did you get engaged???
Pants 0. Shit 1.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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