i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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