Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Randomize