What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
NoShamevember. You game?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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