I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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