win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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