I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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