So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You pole danced in your parka.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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