plz talk dirty to me
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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