But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize