I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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