someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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