is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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