Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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