She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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