absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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