I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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