And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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