did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He felt like a one man threesome
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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