All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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