No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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