I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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