This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I could make wine with my vomit
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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