that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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