no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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