I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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