absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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