No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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