Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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