Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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